The Simple Stuff :D

And that’s where he’ll stay forever.

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confettistan:

monlow:

2pissymagpies:

eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

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as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed

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friend: it's just a trailer
me: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

 “It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [Leans into the tape recorderI’m pregnant! […] I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.”

 “It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [Leans into the tape recorderI’m pregnant! […] I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.”

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