When your friends mention something bad while your...
omfgsomepersonactually: How NORMAL people run during P.E. How weird people run during P.E. The people who can’t keep up in P.E. How I run in p.e
Everyone seems to be so fixated upon the fact that...
omfgsomepersonactually: but if voldemort did have eyebrows What if he had hair.. What if he had a moustache… What if he also had a beard? What if he had hipster glasses… What if he was black?
a: I've got a knock knock joke, you start it
b: Ok. Knock knock
a: Who's there
b: Wait what
theclearlydope: Clearly this is the ultimate magic trick: I’m looking forward to their street magic show when they guess your card and then get hit by a bus.
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield...
most-awkward-moments: Awkward central.
gif of the day: Fuck you, Frosty
Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small...